Showing posts with label the roof is on the house. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the roof is on the house. Show all posts

Thursday, July 3, 2014

The Roof is NOT on The House

Well, we didn’t win. That’s a shame, as we were really, really depending on it to help get by.
Even though it sounds completely biased, we felt that we were the most deserving “contestant.”[1] One person was in the same situation as us, but 70 years old, another’s story had nothing to do with a roof, and more to do with the husband who died of cancer, and the fourth had basically neglected her roof for 40 years.
The winner was the last one. I don’t want to venture into libel, so I won’t make any declarative statements, but the person who was was formerly an executive secretary on the Lake County Educational Services Center. While I’m not a Lake County (Ohio) resident, I do wonder how many of the votes for her were made or advertised using county equipment or county resources. When I worked for the Federal Government, this sort of misuse of the taxpayer’s dollars was a major no-no.
We were told by the roofing company that the winner won by “a lot”, and that the runners up were still being decided, as they had to eliminate duplicate votes. This means, to me, the analytical one, that the winner had so many more votes than any other candidate that even accounting for a supposed number of duplicate votes applied solely to this candidate, she still would have won. Nevertheless, it seems very suspicious to me (not that I’m indicating conspiracy on the part of the company, but rather, am indicating a desire for more transparency into the raw votes and supposed votes, and possibly the criteria for determining duplicate votes).
Nevertheless, we’re waiting to hear back from the company about what we may have won as a runner up (my wife was told “gas for a year” and “some roof repairs”, but the jury is still out).
I’m very irritated at this whole situation. But I did make promises, didn’t I. Okay.
1. I hereby release Cabbages and Kings by Jacob P. Silvia (2005) to the Public Domain by assigning it the CC0 license. I will update the license on the actual document when I have time. This dedication is effective July 1, 2014.
2. I will announce at a later date the On-Spec Story giveaway. I am trying to figure out if I’d like to do it through a venue that gets more traffic than my blog, because, let’s face it, I get lousy traffic. When I find the best venue, I’ll post a link to it from here. Because of that, there may be an additional caveat that (free) membership to the site in questions may be required to apply. Unless I hear enough complaints, I’ll assume everybody’s cool with that.
3. I won’t be giving away an audiobook CDs. I’ll instead dispose of them in a way that is beneficial towards my financial situation.
There is a rumor that there may be a party entitled “Raising the Roof” at some future time. This is just a rumor and is not meant to indicate any sort of promise of such an event.
But that’s where I’m sitting right now. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

EDIT (07/09/2014)

We were notified by the company that we came in second place, which is supposed to come with at least a credit towards roof repairs. I'm curious to know by how many votes we lost.


[1] I know it wasn’t a “contest,” but this is the best word to convey the idea.

Thursday, June 19, 2014

The Roof Is On the House - Raising the Stakes

In one of my previous posts, I discussed our exciting roof situation with our house. As of June 17, there were over 300 votes. Now, I’m hoping that most of those are for my wife, Amber, but I can’t rely on hope alone. That’s why I’ve decided to (cue some fanfare horns)..

Raise the Stakes

July is a celebrated month in our household. It marks my birthday as well as Amber’s. It’s during the summer, so it’s warm. We also have Independence Day, so there’s a holiday in the mix as well.
If we are selected for the new roof from C&C Roofing, it will also give us another reason to celebrate: The Roof Is On the House!
So, I’ll try to give you guys a reason to celebrate July too.
Since I don’t have a lot of financial capital, I’ll have to make do with what I have.
If Amber Silvia gets the most votes, I will do the following things during July:

1. My NaNoWriMo? Yours!

To kick off the celebration, I will dedicate every single NaNoWriMo book I have written to the Public Domain. That means that their respective Creative Commons licenses will all be replaced with CC0.
To raise the stakes, I will also dedicate all future NaNoWriMo books I write to the public domain AS I WRITE THEM.
And as an act of good faith, come July I will dedicate my first NaNoWriMo book, Cabbages and Kings to the Public Domain, no matter what.
Here’s a list of all the books you, the public, could own:
  • Cabbages and Kings (2005)
  • These Aren’t the Druids You’re Looking For (2006)
  • Three Counts of Copyright Infringement (2007)
  • The Aether Cowboy (2008)
  • Qhoenix (2009)
  • In a Cabin, In the Woods (2010)
  • Island (2011)
  • It’s Just a Game! (2012)

Wow! Links to their full texts may be found here.

2. On Spec Assignations

I am a writer as a pastime (in case you didn’t realize it by the previous item). So, I can provide another great prize. If Amber Silvia gets the most votes, I will write, on-spec, one short work of fiction (2,000 to 10,000 words), for a lucky recipient. Not only that, but once I’ve written it, I will assign the copyright to that person. I will do this for every 10 percentage points of the total votes Amber gets (I will round up, so 51% => 6). If I don’t have the result data available to me, I will just assume 50%, unless you want to try to convince me that a higher number is more reasonable.

As an act of good faith, no matter what, I'll do one.
The only stipulations on this are:
  1. I won’t write “adult-themed” fiction
  2. No fan fiction, please
  3. Local laws and regulations apply

3. Audiobook Giveaway

If Amber gets the most votes, I will hold a series sweepstakes to give away some audiobooks I have in my collection.
These books will be:
  • Torn by David Massey, read by Saskia Maarleveld (MSRP $77.75)
  • Tuesdays at the Castle by Jessica Day George, read by Suzy Jackson (MSRP $66.75)
These are physical audiobooks on CD. Local sweepstakes rules/laws will apply, but I’ll cover shipping costs. There may be a third book in the mix, but that is to be determined.

How You Can Help

First, if you haven’t yet voted, vote (for Amber Silvia). Second, if you have friends, family, and loved ones who can vote too, tell them. Please hurry, as the deadline is June 30, 2014.
If you use social media, let’s use the hashtags #helpamberout and #roofingitforward.
And if you have any other amazing July “The Roof Is On the House” pledges for things you’ll do if we get the new roof. Please feel free to post them here or e-mail me.
Every little vote counts. Thank you for your support.